Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and I'm writing a blog about my favorite books

Hello there, I'm Chris Hansen*. You may have seen my specials on Dateline NBC, To Catch a Predator. But I'm not here to talk about that.

You see, just like the men I seem to always catch in precarious situations, I have a few hobbies. My hobbies, however, don't entail luring children into illicit, sexy chat rooms to show my genitalia. Instead, I love to read erotica.

I intend to share some of my favorite passages, from John Donne's poetry to the cutting edge, dripping wet sleaze coming out of the Pacific Northwest. I ask that you share your thoughts, opinions, and criticisms on some of the erotic literature you've encountered. After all, this is the 'Chris Hansen Book Club', and we're all equals on the same level playing field (although, of course, I will present myself with smug asshole charm during the entirety of our weekly meetings).

I should soon be posting my first of many favorite erotic passages. Let me know what you think, or if you have any erotic literature to share! I'd love to hear from you, but please, don't message me your genitalia...



*Not really

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